Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Mel C?Oh yeah. I had a dream about her one time, where I was feeling her up while lying in a gutter. Classy.
My latest inappropriate crush is Jose Mourinho. that voice, the lovely hair and the attitude make me go all wobbly. He's the first bloke I've ever fancied, which is a bit odd, given that I've been resolutely straight for 30odd years. Maybe I'm finally going to come out?
I think I've fancied every female boss I've ever had, except for one notable exception. Some of them were right munters as well. I've never done anything silly though. That's for a different question of the day.
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