Being interfered with
As a student of mine
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:45, Reply)

Two Little Boys

(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:48, 1 reply)

Charlie Brooker's tribute to "Small Films" producer Oliver Postgate.
Every time I watch it. EVERY time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAftt3UnzoI
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:28, 2 replies)

This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8iEJeh26E

Specifically, at 4:41.
(jrd, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:46, 3 replies)

I posted a picture on /board and it didn't get any replies WAAAAHHHHHH

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:04, Reply)

When I watched a video of a bag blowing about in the wind.

(McChinaman banned, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 17:48, 4 replies)

I saw a picture of a lady in her bra and I dun a cry out of my winky

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:27, 2 replies)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.


Time to cry
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:21, 11 replies)

that bit in that film

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:16, 6 replies)

48 years old?! fuckin' hell, yur ancient, mate

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:56, Reply)

When I went to New York
and realised what a terrible dreary over hyped shit hole it actually is and the money I was wasting having to stay there.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:47, 2 replies)

Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Painya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watched the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help) crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.

WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:47, 21 replies)

Oh and...
Grave of the Fireflies.
(superfly78, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:28, 3 replies)

Cried like a baby
when I was asked to wear smart trousers to a christening.
(superfly78, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:28, 4 replies)

When the football team I support won/lost a game.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:22, 7 replies)

Ridley Scott's
Prometheus.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:22, 5 replies)

I held a flower so delicate, so beautiful, I cried tears of joy in wonder at the grace of the universe around us.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:21, 4 replies)

Standing on Lego
when going for a piss in the middle of the night?
(TheManofScience, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:18, 2 replies)

Getting kicked in the bollocks
Next question.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:15, Reply)

There was this time my dad told me I had to wear smart trousers to a family 'do'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:12, 3 replies)

The end sequence from French TV in the 1970s
YouTube linky

I know, I know. I'm a sentimental old sap.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:02, 2 replies)

When the train hit the Delorean at the end of Back to the Future III

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Went to see "The Babadook" this week.
For those of you who haven't seen it, it's an Aussie horror film about a malevolent and incoherent spirit that invades people's homes, causing them to have violent and antisocial thoughts, and once it's entered your home, you can't get rid of it.

Basically, it's the Sob Carehome Movie.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Mr Horrible

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Aerosmith – I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
This was always a cheesy rock ballad from a shit 90's film for me. Until, soon after the birth of my daughter, I heard on the radio whist driving late one night that it was originally written about a parent watching their child sleep - and suddenly all of the lyrics made sense.

I had to pull over and stop the car. Can't listen to it now without welling up.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:08, 13 replies)

When I heard this for the first time, and was reading the comments, and saw the one about the woman who played it at her dad's funeral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No5FkAmTaJY

lol gay/shit
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Bagpuss
The starting music and sepia tinted photos set me off. Just the innocence and simplicity of it.

I heard an interview with Oliver Postgate a few years ago and he said that he had no idea about how deeply it moved people until he met a young woman at some exhibition he was talking at. She told him that she had had a horrible abused childhood but her quiet place in her head was with Bagpuss and the others and she hugged him and wouldn't let go. He was, of course, rather embarrassed by the whole thing.
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:24, 4 replies)

I howled like a baby...
...when I got the sack after my disciplinary hearing for being silly on the internet in my own time.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:20, 1 reply)

the beauty of death

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:09, Reply)