Disney's Frozen
I mean, the plot inconsistencies are a sodding tragedy compared to Disney at its finest.

"My sister has cast a spell of eternal winter" - what, like, at most, four hours ago? You were there remember, and you immediately set off up the mountain on a horse, and here you are. 'Eternal' my arse. Look, she's obviously moody as she just got her first blob-on; give it a few days and she'll be fine. Sorry, you don't agree? What do you think the isolation, and the shame to touch anything, and the fucking great angry ice-monster symbolises? PMT, right. Just don't ask what the ever-present fluffy little white Olaf represents in all this coming-of-age metaphor.

"Here's your new sledge" "Thanks" "Though since it's paid for out of the royal purse everyone else will be paying for it through taxation". "And incidentally, now we've got a queen who can practically piss liquid nitrogen your ice-cutting business is pretty much fucked".
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:45, 17 replies)

^upset by children's fairy tales^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:03, closed)

Fairy tales are generally far better structured than this shambles.

( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:10, closed)

I'll bet Teletubbies really made your head hurt.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:19, closed)

That time I was facefucked by Tinky Winky really did make me cry.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:26, closed)

No, but In The Night Garden
makes me fear for the sanity of the little blue guy cast adrift in that boat and hallucinating the whole thing.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:42, closed)

I thought Frozen was based off of on one of the Grimm collection.
I only watch the bit with the snowman on the beach ... you know ... the bit they've clearly put in as a moment of humour for the parents so they can safely ignore the rest.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:28, closed)

Frozen has very little in common with The Snow Queen.
Not sure if it would have been so popular if it started with one if the princesses getting stabbed in the eye with a broken mirror.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:10, closed)

Sexy as fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:27, closed)

It was technically only a tiny bit of dust from a cursed mirror broken a long time earlier.
And anyway, it was a little boy that got it in his eye and went all goth.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:46, closed)

ffs it's for children you massive failure, get over it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:48, closed)

Cock off.

( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:43, closed)

oh ok

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:07, closed)

Thanks.

( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)

np

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:44, closed)

get a room

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:08, closed)

a room bent
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:43, closed)

 t 
kingsley, clown union.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:42, closed)