Join us... come join the cultA friend of mine recently floored me with the admission that he'd spent several years in Eastern Europe with the Moonies. And he seemed so normal. Have you or your mates disappeared into a cult? Now that the brain-washing has worn off, tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 17:46)
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Jehovah's Fucking WitnessesIf you are one, please walk under a bus at the next opportunity. Or stop waking me up on Saturday mornings you cunts...
Witnesses wake you up earlyish* on a Saturday morning. Chances are you are:
a: shagging your partner
b: wanking because you don't have a partner or he/she is at work.
c: trying to fucking sleep because you are on nights.
I have been interrupted in bed by witnesses on saturday mornings for all three of the above reasons, so I really hate them. As well as that front door sign that says "No Hawkers, Tinkers or Campbells" I want one on my doorbell that says: Oi! Are you taking the piss? I'm working nights!
*before 2pm
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 0:28, Reply)
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