Laundry? Hah!
I am an incredibly routine-bound sort of person. I have always preferred plain black clothing, being one of nature's goths. I am also lazy. And cheap. So I found a place that stocked T-shirts that fitted me from their kids' section (I'm 6' but thin, non-baggy clothing is hard to find) where clothes happen to generally be half-price compared to their adult counterparts and if you ask for a deal buying a lot at once, you'll get one.

I have 30 plain black T-shirts (and quite a few plain black longer tops for winter). 30 pairs of socks. 30 pairs of underpants. I have a very large washing machine. Guess how often I do laundry? No separation of colours required, either. Shirts get a cold, dark-friendly-detergent wash and generally only have 12 washes a year, so they've lasted practically forever (although I'm scouting out replacements at the moment).

I do draw some comments from colleagues for the first few days at any given workplace, but I'm perfectly okay with that, and if I were to change my style, I'd draw even more comments anyway.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 7:19, 34 replies)

I do this as well
but that doesn't make either of us right.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 9:15, closed)

Are the comments from colleagues
about you not wearing any trousers?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:29, closed)

Those don't get washed.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:46, closed)

Just awed kowtowing.
actually, I do have a few pairs of black jeans.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:04, closed)

Dont you just end up with 30 shades of grey ?
(polar69, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:39, closed)

They have faded a little.
Some more than others. The really dark ones are reserved for special occasions.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:05, closed)

If everything that goes though your machine is black anyway, chuck a bit of Dylon in your next wash :)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:47, closed)

Sadly...
I share a machine with housemates.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:23, closed)

A sheet of colour catcher should settle their hash

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:57, closed)

Why would doing his laundry involve reading crappy soft porn?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:24, closed)

Or a deluded, self-important blog written by an ex-b3tan.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:04, closed)

When can there ever be an "ex-b3tan"?
That's like describing a dead person as "someone formerly living".
Anyhoo - linky plz.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:16, closed)

Ask Rory, he's the author's number one fan.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:52, closed)

haha

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:49, closed)

Partially because they're 0 VAT rated
I wonder if this is technically tax fraud.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:08, closed)

I've suddenly realised what about 10 of my friends have been doing for the past few years.
Although knowing them, possibly without the washing part.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:47, closed)

wait, you wash your shirts once a month?
whether they need it or not, right?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:46, closed)

When they need it.
I wear fresh underthings and shirts every day.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 1:16, closed)

When you say 'when they need it'...
...do you mean 'when I throw them against the wall and they stick'?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:45, closed)

It helps if you can use basic maths, Janet

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:20, closed)

She's made the basic error in Internet Maths of assuming that its going to wear one shirt a day...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:37, closed)

True
They could of course be wearing one shirt for a whole month then choose to wash it along with the other 29 unworn shirts
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:13, closed)

My guess would be "never".
And what your colleagues really want to say is "Patchouli oil doesn't disguise the stench of cock and pit-rot, you absolute rank cunt."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:53, closed)

Eh, it's a hard one to judge
He didn't say his cock was minging, just his clothes. I guess it's a logical conclusion...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:34, closed)

Nothing like the lovely used latex smell of a fleshlight eh, Shambo?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:45, closed)

You are Neo
AICMFP
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:51, closed)

You're not Mick from 'borough are you? He used to dress like that (admittedly 30 years ago but probably still rolling that way). He only wore black, even had one of those Swatch watches with black face, black numbers and black hands.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 1:10, closed)

Unless my name changed and "'borough" is Australia
Nope.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 1:23, closed)

Although not a creature of habit at all
I have about 20 pairs of Black Levi 501s. The lack of creativity is more about laziness than anything else.

Every 6 months or so I pull out the most faded ones and send them to the dry cleaners and get them dyed black again.

Some of them are more than 15 years old.
(username failed moderation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:30, closed)

When I find a comfy pair of shoes
I go out and buy another pair to archive for when the first pair eventually die.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:53, closed)

I do this too.
Combat boots, as it happens.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:13, closed)

This would cost me a bit more than replacing the cheap jeans I buy every year or two.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:20, closed)

so the months of July, May etc, are tricky months
Where as in February you throw caution to the wind and live like a king?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:20, closed)

Well, really every 21 or 28
So it's usually on a weekend. Winter is more likely to be 21 as the other, warmer clothes add to the bulk.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:14, closed)