Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Business Plan1. Break into family garden and kidnap family pet. Better if family has small children
2. Keep pet safe at your home, care for it, but don't feed it too much.
3. Wait for the posters to go up in the neighbourhood offering reward for much lover family pet.**
4. Rub a good handful of mud into kidnapped pet's fur and take back to family.
5. Collect reward money and feel like a hero. Pet receives much love attention and food for a good few weeks and family appreciates them all the more.
6. Present business model on Dragon's Den as a fabulous franchising opportunity.
** if no posters appear, they clearly don't love the pet and should be publibly humiliated in some way that I can't be bothered thinking about right now.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
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