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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for 350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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well, whenever my dad walks past a bunch of thistles,
he stops at one of them, points, and claims that "this'll do".

Aha.
He also likes to put his willy in the toaster.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:15, closed)

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