Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My dad has loads of em!!!!The worst period had to be when he went into hospital and someone bought him a "1001 Jokes" book. He kept sending me and my g/f jokes on text for a week... it wasn't funny. He once told me the guy who cheated on millionaire had died due to stress "ITV were going to pay for the funeral but not the coffin" *groan*
Although (speaking of periods) the most embarrasing joke he told in front of me and friends might amuse you:
Q: What do you get if you put your hand up Mystic Meg's skirt?
A: Your palm read once a month. *tish*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:50, Reply)
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