My dear, soon to be ex,
wife wanted an extra 30 minutes in bed one morning. Unable to fathom the alarm clock, she put the nearby microwave on, empty, for the alloted time. Unsurprisingly, it blew up, taking the house fuses with it.
(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:37, 15 replies)

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Seriously

I am without speech
(lemonadegame, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:03, closed)

ohhh
for a while there i thought she confused the microwave for the clock.
hehe.

thats funny
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:24, closed)

Ding!
Reminds me of my old flatmate who put some tortilla wraps in the micro for half an hour and went off to have a bath. He also put his Weetabix in the fridge.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 7:38, closed)

To be honest,
I can understand the weetabix in the fridge thing- mmmm!
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:53, closed)

Anything
Chocolate-based I would agree with.

But, given the chillier climes at the moment. I'd rather have my Weetabix with warm milk...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42, closed)

I can't enjoy Weetabix with warm milk
after having tonsilitis and that being all I could eat :(
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:13, closed)

Didums
You should have had something like Complan. At least you could confidently avoid it afterwards!
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:45, closed)

I'll remember that for next time :p

(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:23, closed)

It can be pretty easy to do, mistaking your bedside microwave oven for your alarm clock

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:36, closed)

Is she soon to be your ex because you make her sleep in the kitchen?
You awful cunt.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, closed)

maybe he lost the key
to the padlock at the sink?
(f_rev, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:27, closed)

you need to buy a bigger house
( Signify, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:47, closed)

Ahahaha!
This ^
(MrNorm, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:20, closed)

Top tip
Some microwaves have a Hold button. Enter the time, press that and start it. Turns it into a countdown timer!
(four, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:31, closed)

Are you his soon to be ex-wife?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:33, closed)