Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Desperate TimesTravelling down the motorway, Mum and Dad in the front, me in the back reading the newspaper.
Made them pull into a service station, so i could have a wank cos i'd just spent about an hour staring at Melinda Messenger's baps.
Well, i was desperate.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:33, closed)
HeHa!Good man. I trust it was a good one?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, closed)
Was that the reason you gave them?Or did you liiiiie?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:56, closed)
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