Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I once fucked a coffee machineHow desperate am I?
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desperate...... or just very, very odd.
Unless it was a good-looking coffee machine, in which case, *doffs cap*.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:13,
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It was one of those flash Italian ones wasn't it?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:15,
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It was bloody begging for it..The little minx!
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Wasyour performance espresso?
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:30,
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...how?Did you perhaps spaff in the grounds?
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All that shiny hard chrome...and those noises!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:43,
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