Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Lived on my mates couchPoor.
No food.
Frozen burger + Sandwich maker.
= food(!) + clogged sandwich maker (all congealed with foul smelling congealed grease).
Poor.
Lived on friends couch.
He had cats.
Woke up with a disembowelled pigeon on the floor and another time with a headless mouse on my pillow.
Happy days...
Length? - I'm 6'3" and the couch was 5' long. For five fucking months :(
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Were you too poor to have an oven or a fryin pan too?(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:57, closed)
Obviouslythe cats were aware of your lack of food, and just trying to be helpful.
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Rob T Firefly jammed out the fucks, motherkickers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:12,
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more a case of not having gasfor the cooker...
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:59, closed)
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