Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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SkintWhen I was at uni I was absolutely broke. I went to a house party one night, got leathered and wandered back to my house at 4am. Passing a house on the way a saw a big parcel on the step outside. As any drunk student would do, I bowled it into the front garden and sidled up to the box. I opened the box and it was full of bread. I had absolutely no food in the house so I thought "I'll have that!" - but as I was leaving the house I looked up at a sign and it said "Resdidential Care Home". Didn't stop me taking it though!
Yes that's right, I stole a loaf of bread from an old people's home.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:10, closed)
Yes,i always find stories of non-taxpaying, juvenile students stealing from hard-up pensioners heartwarming.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:27, closed)
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