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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I was so desperate for a shag that I’d basically offered a gay man a blow job.


Oh honey, I have so been there.

I have a theory on why men become gynaecologists. They either 1) LOVE women and want to help and protect us or 2) they HATE us and want to punish us.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:15, Reply)

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