Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Why is it that being ill drives you to unusal lengths?Flu, inability to taste anything, not been out for ages, yet really wanting cornflakes and milk..
Has anyone else sifted the lumps out of the milk using a tea-strainer?
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30,
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Had to do it once(but with a sieve) and have kept UHT milk (bogging but better than sour) in the cupboard ever since
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UrghI just threw out my milk. It had the consistency of pudding. I almost poured it on my cereal this morning.
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