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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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This is a QotW answer necrophilia
I am into necrophillia and flaggelation and some people say I am flogging a dead horse but I had so much fun shagging the dead corpse of a young girl I found tied to a train track, I fucked her in every orifice except her mouth because I havent found her head yet...fnaar fnaar
(amy crackpipe firing up Camden, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment ...
...tit.
(thatblokeoverthere is remembering the good times with his brother, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment Comedy gold.
Not.
(Reverend Fister with buttocks quivering in anticipation on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment Is this funny?
If so, I've missed it. Is it a play on words? Dead corpse?
(frankspencer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:34, closed)
This is a QotW comment Eh?
I feel an "ignore" coming on real fast.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:44, closed)
This is a QotW comment you fail

(firestormviper!!1 approaching god through cigarettes, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment drivel

(I helped save b3ta! scoshi can't stop listening to Eisbrecher, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^All these^
*yawns*
*anti-clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:57, closed)
This is a QotW comment thats not desperation
Desperation is when you have to claw handfulls of maggots out first.

Or microwave them a bit for that still warm feeling

Or use wire to hold them together
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment I think
dead corpse is actually an oxymoron frank.

Edit, Fail.
(Raff the indelible, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment oxymoron?
It's more of a tautology if we're being technical. But still absolutely shit.
(frankspencer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:28, closed)
This is a QotW comment yep
*Looks up tautology* i thought tautology was a god in the asterix books.
(Raff the indelible, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment Arse-Hat
.. who cares: The child's an idiot ..

Do his parent know he got near the computer again?

PJM, I agree.

*Clicks the ignore button*
(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:46, closed)

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