Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Vomiting blood is bad, yes?When my mate and I ran out of mixers (hello disasterprone, thanks for the reminder) for vodka, we remembered the bottle of Angostura Bitters that'd we'd used to make 'cocktails'
It does not make a good mixer. I did make her vomit blood.
We drank the rest of the vodka neat.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:52,
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Bad mixerOut of similar lack-of-mixer-desperation, a mate and I mixed chocolate milkshake powder into the vodka. Hilarity did not ensue. Vomiting did though.
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I'll say this again!Why not just have drunk it straight.
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big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:53,
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