Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Obligatory porn-less wanking storyTwo words for you;
"Olympic Gymnastics"
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:24, closed)
Been........there. :)
Ummmmmm. I meant Athletics. ;)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:32, closed)
Two words for youalmost legal!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:36, closed)
eurghThose under-developed mat-marching mongs may as well be young boys. Shame on you!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:39, closed)
It's okay when you're 14 too thoughplus -
"Rhythmic Gymnastics"
That's a whole different kettle of fish.
Oh yes.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:14, closed)
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