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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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This is a QotW answer *Shame*
In the past I have been known, in times of desperation to take men home for sex that I have no desire to see again afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment Er, BGB
there's nothing desparate about that. It's perfectly normal.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment Absolutely....
..in fact I would kindly ask you to recommend it to all your friends.
(Reverend Fister with buttocks quivering in anticipation on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment I have been know...
.. to take women home with no intention of having sex with them.
I am a spiteful little sod.
(Vic Flange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment Lunar Jim
I would love it if you took me home and not had sex with me.
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment Payment
I suppose if you pay them to take you home and not have sex, they're taxi drivers.
(e.m.m.y. likes burlesque and glamour... Dahlings!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment What??
South of the river? At this time of night? You're having a laugh love....

I'd say proof positive, Miss EP, well done.
(Vic Flange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:42, closed)
This is a QotW comment The joy of being a girl...
Us fellas would rarely squander such successful groundwork...

Shame on you BGB, SHAME!! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:42, closed)
This is a QotW comment But....
you said "I'll give you a call some time"!!

I spent a week sat by the phone too :(
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment That's desperation?
In some circles that's considered the ultimate goal!
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment It's odd that
'cause in times of desperation, I sometimes take women home who I know I'll see again.
(I helped save b3ta! Edenmonster, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:33, closed)

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