Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I do hopesomeone compiles a list of every item used for self pleasurisation from this QOTW for the newsletter. A chart of number of people per item may be interesting as well. Ill add sock and warm flannel to the list.
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ButThat's entirely one sided....
Cans of Impulse.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:25,
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Battle of the sexes!Pound shop torch.
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