Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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one timewhen I was full of drugs and needed to get more fucked but had run out of drugs and money, I snorted pernod through a straw to try and wash any excess charlie stuck in my nose down my throat. it hurt my nose but I got very drunk from it nonetheless.
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:27,
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