Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Douts of DoutsWhen I was on the dole for an extended period of time, I made roll ups from the fag ends in the ashtray. I then made rollups from the roll ups I'd made from the fag ends. I done it one more time before all i was putting into the fag papers was black ashy grains of tobacco.
Now i just stick to the 1st stage.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:11, closed)
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