Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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I read Frank Spencer's diaryDamn does that dude have some life.
It's all, "throbbing bulb" this, and "steaming string of semen" that. He has sex with like a million women a day! He even has a nervous fat slave called Phil who gets angry when you look at his master's diary. I didn't want to upset Phil, so I gave him the diary. But here's a passage I thought you'd all like.
"I NEED THE SEXY TIEM REEL BAD!"
(, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 2:53, Reply)
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