My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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My alsatianMy two year old female alsatian just started humping my leg.
Length? nothing she has been snipped.
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Your so sexy!Even the animals want to have you *laughs*
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:08,
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I had no idea that girl dogs did this!...and I'm so glad that my 6yo female St. Bernard doesn't have this habit :)
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My girlfriend thinks its hilariousi feel violated and now the dog wont make eye contact with after i pushed her off
:(
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Tell the dog...It's not her fault, it's you. You had a bad previous sexual relationship and you need to heal a bit first before you think of starting a new one. *laughs*
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:27,
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:(i know its not possible but my shin feels errr dirty :(
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I bet it's still 10 times betterthan Gayer humping your leg
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:56,
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Which Tourettes is this?I'm thinking not the DG one?
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:13,
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IMPOSTER!!!He cries.
*waves club like sticky thing, and paints himself in woad*
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one, on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:30,
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I know there is more than one Touretteswhich is why *our* Tourettes had to rejig her name.
I think *our* Tourettes is Tourettes_ and I don't think this is her
*may be wrong but thinks is not*
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:42,
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^ I have an otter for an iconHowever, I also have a female dog who's into leg-humping. She shags her bed too when she's *really* excited....
I think I'd better un-cunt my apostrophe from its fuck to minimise confusion ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:46,
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See*that*
sounds like *our* Tourettes!
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50,
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@ ancrenneThis *is* fucking me.....
er, that sounds wrong.
*edit* this fucking is me?
How's yer good self?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:54,
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@ BelmsfordExactly how big is your stick?
Mind you, I'm rather partial to a bit of girth too....
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:56,
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I'm dandyoh darling sweary one.
On day three of 'thank fuck i'm out of my shitty job'and loving it :)
How's you?
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:57,
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How rude of meSorry, Tourettes, I've neglected my social training! Good evening, and glad to make the aquaintance of a fellow owner of a
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:59,
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@ ancrenneGlad to hear it young bean! I'm jolly jizzing good, thanks. I've started practicing my pelvic floor exercises for August, so that not so much wee escapes when I laugh.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:03,
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Wahey!I just went to the gents when I had a small leaky emergency. Al was VERY surpised
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:05,
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@ ancrenneSee the ingenuity.... I'd've been autistic and insisted on going to the ladies powder room to mop up my drippage. And at 39 1/4 I'm far too young to use Tena-Ladies - why, that would be taking the piss!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:12,
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the one downside of the cove bar was the looprovision.
Hedges might have been better:)
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:27,
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Hee hee hee!Do you like my tits? That should further minimise confusion as the other Tourettes seems to be a bloke.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:46,
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Our TourettesI love your tits.
Perhaps BGB can show you how to pierce them?
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:08,
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^ AAAAAAAAAAARHG!BGB has threatened to chase me with her pierced jubblies because she knows I think they're scary! I have 3.5 tattoos, but *sensitive* piercings give me the willies :o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:16,
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It took me 15years to get the nerve to get my nose done, and tattoos are NOT happening to me.
I'm fascinated by other people's though.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:30,
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