DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:19)
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Pooing punctuationI haven't put any shelves up lately, but on Saturday I pooed an apostrophe.
Or should it be poo'd...
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:18,
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...We'd expect nothing less from you, m'dear...
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:19,
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No my dear...From you it should be I shit an apostrophe.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:21,
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NowI understand the wide end followed by a narrowing end achieved by gently increasing the tension in you sphincter, but I'm very impressed by the movement that must have been required to get the bend in it.
Well done.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:22,
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it could've beenone of the straight ones
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:24,
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Or perhapsa rough bit on one side of the sphincter, causing greater friction and therefore a speed differential between one side of the emerging shite and the other.
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K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:26,
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.What typeface did you poo it in?
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mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:29,
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I'll be highly impressedif it had serifs.
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K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:32,
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why...Times New Roman, of course!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:33,
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