Tragic haircut mistake
Back in the early 80's when I was a mere youth, I decided that I wanted a mullet hairdo. This is tragic nowadays, but at the time it was cooler than an eskimos fridge. Anyways, I was a bit poor then as I had a credit card problem, so I had the genius idea of cutting my own hair with one of those razor jobbies that was always advertised in the small ads in the sunday papers. It all started well and looked quite good, until I decided that I hadn't taken enough off the front (Mullet = short at the front, long at the back). At this point, my incredibly cool, miami vice hairstyle, became a hideous mess of bald patches and long straggly bits. I looked a proper cunt, so much so that even my mum couldn't fix it, I had to grin and bear it for a few weeks until it grew back. After this it was a glorious mane of naturally curly hair. I looked like a fat Mel Gibson and was well chuffed with it.
(urgle-splurgle molesting small goats since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 8:31, Reply)