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We used to keep chickens.

They hatched a brood of chicks - all little yellow fluffy things, and one black one, which was always the last at everything, as he was the chick equivalent of the fat kid at school who had one permanently blocked nostril and the other one was always running, who gets picked last for everything.

I went to feed the chicks one day, and replinished their water. They raced towards the plastic dish that served as their bowl, squeaking and bleeping with delight, and the black one was, for the first time in his life, at the head of the pack. As he got to the bowl in his excitement he stamped his big flat foot on the edge of the dish, thus spanging himself as hard as possible right in the face while drenching himself and all the others and destroying their water supply.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:43, 1 reply)

Just as good the second time round.
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(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 31 May 2012, 7:29, closed)