Staplers are bad, m'kay?
Reallywittyname reminded me:

I was on the phone to a customer who was taking a long time finding out when they were going to pay us and as a result got bored and decided to fiddle with office equipment, rubber bands etc. I spied a shiny stapler and start to play with it, pushing it down slowly to make staples come out funny shapes etc. Then (I don't know why) I put my thumb underneath (what is it about stapling thumbs?) and decided to see how hard a staple can come out. This was just as the customer returned to the phone to tell me that they would be paying shortly. "Ok, thankyou" was my teary eyed reply before I hung up quickly, scurrying away to find the first aid box before anyone saw my slightly bleeding (but very painful) thumb in order to put a plaster on so nobody would ask me how I did it.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 14:02, 2 replies)

Unless you ARE me
I have done this exact same thing, identical in every detail (including the sneaking off to repair my damaged digit in secret).
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 14:06, closed)

And almost identical to mine whish was posted not long ago
I therefore believe you are both me, seeing as no-one has ever seen us in the same room at the same time before...
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 14:14, closed)