oh well...
uhmm
i think i can tell you a winner.

you probably know that booze in large quantities is not good... after that story i quit drinking strong stuff on a regular basis.

me and some friends went once to a small house in the country, belonging to the grandma of one of them. we got booze, weed, well everything we needed to be happy. since it was summer, we decided to make a bonfire late at night and sit in the yard, cooking up some rakia (that's grape brandy) with honey and drinking it while warm. it tastes great, but goes down like juice, despite being 40%. after a few mugs... well you get the idea.
at some point in the early morning, sleeping on a chair at the table IN the house, i wake up, being totally wasted, and really need to take a piss. so i do - right onto the table. the host comes in, realizes what happened and gets VERY pissed (pardon the pun). he starts shouting at me and i apparently have shouted back, so he beat the shit out of me, kicking me with the knees in the face. well i was pretty messed up after that, and some say for a good reason... all i know is it hurt like shit and we stopped hanging around together.
brilliant, innit?
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 13:20, 4 replies)

you are an...
asshole. not even funny.
(Milkmelikeacow, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 17:18, closed)

dumb things you've done
post this story

"uhmm
i think i can tell you a winner."

Don't think so
(brocky, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 22:16, closed)

Well...
I don't think it was that entertaining, I do believe that they were using 'winnar' ironically. I don't think this story makes him an arsehole, he was drunk and drunk people behave oddly. As a pre-empt, no I've never done anything like this I just don't think that you should judge like you have done.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 22:20, closed)

I Think
You belong here:

www.ultimatebuzz.net/forum/t119301-newww-on-ere.html
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 23:24, closed)