EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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I had a friend who was very cynical about foodstuffs.We went shopping and he just about criticised everything with a bizarre explanation. I picked up a bag of penne pasta.
"Pasta? flour and water isn't it? Maudlin, you're eating glue"
bit further round, in the wine aisle.
"Wine? rotting fruit in stagnant water"
Milk:
"udder piss"
"Fuck off with your shit puns" said I.
He was just getting silly now. In the meat section, picked up some turkey fillet:
"Fowl muscles"
"If you don't stop, I will kick your arse off the top of your legs, right, we just need some eggs then we can go"
"Eggs? Hen tricks"
There see? There is a crap pun in this QOTW.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:25,
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Unfortunatlynot the first.
But it wasn't all bad.
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16,
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Have a *click*Best one so far. Made me smile!
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