Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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True storyA mate of mine is an RAC recovery driver and was called out to recover a car which had broken down in a dark lane somewhere in the countryside.
After an awful lot of embarrassed umming and erring from the male driver, he eventually discovers that the cause of the problem is a broken gear knob, which would have been run-of-the-mill, apart from the top-half of said gear-changing-lever was jammed up the driver's girlfriend and wasn't coming out.
Sadly, the lady declined to let my mate 'recover' the gear knob and he ended up towing them both to A&E.
Apparently, she couldn't stop smiling the whole way.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:18,
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