My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Not Newcastle Australia, the one north of Darlo. Thinks: Legless personally called me a shandy drinking southern puff. What an honour!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, Reply)
I'm off to the pub now to drink several pints of ale and when I get back you're all in for fucking good hiding.
Fucking outside.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, Reply)
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I'm in North Northumberland you shandy-drinking Southern puff.
Anyone South of Darlington is a fucking Frenchman as far as I'm concerned....
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