Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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When I was about 7 years old...Prince Philip visited my school. I had made a very beautiful Union Jack (I was very fond of making cards, flags, posters etc, and still am) and some cunt from my class nicked it.
To make things worse, the teacher just told me to take the one that was left, and it was shit. HRH The Duke Of Edinburgh took the piss out of me in that sideways manner that only the very very posh can because of the low quality of my flag.
The world can be an awful place sometimes...
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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 3 Aug 2006, 18:40,
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