Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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not me- Tommy CooperAt a Royal Variety performance he asked the queen whether she liked football. She replied "not really" so he said "can I have your cup final tickets then?"
Genius.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT putting the RAPE into X Factor, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 16:35,
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