Bit of a pearoast, but . . .
Got a bloke drunk and bet him that he could not fit both of his testicles into a standard sized Marmite jar.

This is a relatively easy feat: one simply pops them in, one at a time.

Unfortunately there isn't room for both a brace of plums and a digit, negating the chances of removing said testicles.

Nothing makes Lord Manley happier than watching a grown man's face as he holds a claw hammer and contemplates smashing the glass jar which houses his gonads.

Click for tutorial (NSFWish)
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 14:37, closed)

jesus christ...
thats the most horrid thing i have ever heard ever!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 16:47, closed)

Haha, I remember when you posted this before
And the last line about the claw hammer made me chuckle all day =)
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:21, closed)

*Applauds*
Excellent. No prank works quite as well as when you've involved the victim in the preparation. Also, you've painted an inherently amusing image in the poor man's dilemma-stricken face.

Well done.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith pinned you to a wall with a Honda Accord on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 14:52, closed)

loving it
now if i can just find someone who would fall for it, can i ask, is this a standard sized marmite jar, will a bovril jar work, and what happened to the marmite?
(pogo_it, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 16:36, closed)