Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Dating Network HoaxThe following prank has nothing to do with me whatsoever.....
At my old work, one of the other chefs was a guy called "wee fat andy", his wife refused to sleep with him for the last 10 years and maybe about 7 months ago it turned out that she was having a lesbian affair with some woman she'd met in an E-Bay forum. They still stay in the same house, he still goes out and earns money for their family (they have an 11 year old daughter). Wee Andy tried to teach her a lesson by joining a mobile phone dating network.......
The head chef and one of the other chefs went and bought a cheap mobile phone and have been texting wee andy for months pretending to be a woman from this dating network. after texting for a while using their female pseudonym, the texts started getting rather intimate. The head chef stuck his cock between his legs like the baddy off silence of the lambs and took a photo of it then messaged it to wee andy.......
Wee andy has been wanking off looking at the picture, thinking it was a fanny. He even sent them a picture of his cock. everyone at my old work know about it except him, they've all seen the photo of his wee red cock.
this joke is still going on, I've seen some of the "sexy" txts he's been sending.....it will only end in tears
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 18:53,
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I think that's sad,Wee Andy sounds like a decent bloke. Please tell me he's a cunt who deserves this treatment?
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my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 19:43,
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This, is pure genius.But so very very evil.
When's the chef going to take over the world?
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Edenmonster, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 20:18,
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awPoor wee Andy! That's terrible.
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essentially, wee andy isn't a bad bloke. The other 2 chefs are cunts but at the end of the day, I'm not in a position to walk into my old workplace and tell him. I really do hope it backfires on the perpetrators because they are Grade A arseholes.
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:37,
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