when i was moving into a house with some friends when i was in uni
i had come up for the weekend to drop some stuff off, the morning i was going to get the train back i was sat in front of the telly enjoying last nights takeaway when i spotted my house mate ass's tobacco lying in the table then i spotted a mousetrap in the corner. i rolled a couple of fags with what was left of his tobacco and with the aid of some doubled over tape i baited the trap with them.

i had just got onto the train when i got a call from him calling me a bastard because he had got his finger caught in the trap trying to retrieve its bounty
( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 9:26, closed)

shakes head
and wonders who the biggest retard is.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:30, closed)

Of mice and men
I can understand that the mechanics of a mousetrap are beyond the ken of a mouse, but how dim does someone have to be to not make the mousetrap safe before removing the 'bait'?
(ReAndyMator has been very bored since July, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:32, closed)

well according to him
he got his finger caught while attempting to make the trap safe, if he had just set the trap off using a pen it would have cut his precious fags in half
( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:38, closed)

How thick were these roll-ups?
All he had to do was use something thicker than the roll-ups to set the trap off.
How do these people qualify for university? This is why I hate students.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:56, closed)

even if it did
cut his rollies in half, couldnt he have just rerolled them?

students.....
(the bear formerly known as pookie didn't go on, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:03, closed)