When I was in a pub
I used to experiment with the drunken punters. The ones who constantly give you 'advice'.

There was one night where there was a bloke giving me boring advice all the time, pretty mundane stuff about life, telling me how to live it.

So everytime he bought a drink, I'd put £1 of the change into a glass. He didn't notice at all, could give a shit. Just put his change back into his pocket.

At the end of the night, he was just about to go home, and I said 'look mate, I have one piece of advice'.

'Oh yeah?'. says he.

I hand him a glass with approximately £40 in pound coins in it, count it out and converted it into £20 notes so he could see the amount.

'Count your change, mate'
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:32, closed)

He's had 40 pints?
Louis Farrakhan Hall, mate! That type of drinking should only ever be admired.
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:35, closed)

He had some soft drinks, too

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:50, closed)

I do that!
Except I only do it to people who haven't said please and thank you and I keep it.
(Kitty O'Falalalala La La La La is a master corsetier since 1875, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:37, closed)