Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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I was a wee pup and I figured I had lived in my house long enough to know the floor plan like the back of my hand. It was the middle of the night and I awoke with an urgent need to pee. I got out of bed, closed my eyes and walked to the bathroom. I kept my eyes closed and started to pee into the toilet. What I didn't notice was how my bathroom suddenly had carpet. I did notice that the water in my toilet had been replaced with something fabric-y. I opened my eyes to find that I was peeing in my dirty clothes hamper. I hadn't even made it out my room!
I haven't tried being blind since then, the embarrassment is still felt every time I walk by my hamper.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 15:08, closed)
Except I was blind drunk rather than playing blind and mistook my parents bedroom for the kharzi!
My parents were none too pleased and accused me of taking drugs. Fortunately, the smell of several Young's Ramrod and Specials masked the Leb Red and Moroccan!
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 19:36, closed)
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