Pinteresting story
At the Brighton and Hove food festival last summer. I turned up later in the day with the now Mrs Deskbound.

We made our way around the stalls sampling the produce (a lot of it free at that time of day) , we also managed to fit in time for a few ciders and some potent rum served in a fresh coconut.

So, along with the bountiful amounts of sun we’d exposed ourselves to that day and the food and booze, we decided to have a sit down in an open grassy area, fitting in another rum filled coconut.

The sun was dipping below the high rises of the flats along the sea front, but was still high enough to bathe the other revellers who were sat with us in a nice orangey-yellow glow.

It was at this point that a carefree and well pickled young lady decided she needed to stand up and stretch.

Perhaps she didn’t realise that the combination of wearing a very poorly constructed white dress and no underwear would give everyone a view of her heavily pierced downstairs face.

Although she may have been quite proud of it. It looked like a pin-cushion pasty.

Length? Not even a semi.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:37, 1 reply)

How...
How can you fit in another coconut when there are railings around her lady garden?
(Barnetboy, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:13, closed)