So, years back...
...I was sharing a flat with my best friend's mum. Long story, don't ask. So, anyway, I'm living in a just-becoming-groovy part of east London, sharing a half-derelict warehouse with a late-50s german woman. I'm spending vast amounts of time out drinking and dancing the night away, and having one night stands. So, inevitably, one night, I end up back at mine, 3 sheets to the wind with a rather gorgeous redhead. I needed to go for a pee, so staggered downstairs, tripped on the exceptionally steep and slippery stairs, and crashed to a heap at the bottom. Redhead came down to see what's happening, also slipped, lands on top of me. So as we're pissing ourselves laughing, flatmate / mates mum comes downstairs to see what all the fuss is about (this is at 4AM) and discovers 2 naked drunks tangled in each other, in fits of laughter.

She vass not amussed! For weeks I was referred to as "ferry bad boy".
(m.auron, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:15, 9 replies)

You didn't entice her to join in?
Shame on you.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:20, closed)

Also, a flat with stairs?
Internet lies ahoy
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:30, closed)

Never heard of a duplex you fucking pleb

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:01, closed)

Technic was better

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 1:52, closed)

It was worse than a duplex.
It was a warehouse.

In Hoxton, god save me.
(m.auron, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:36, closed)

Mine's got stairs in it.
An upstairs and a downstairs.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 15:07, closed)

did she make poopy on the table?

(alright alright, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:24, closed)

Otis?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:29, closed)