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Two Hats asks: Ever been naked in public? Have you ever exposed yourself, indecently or otherwise? Tell us your adventures as a prolific sex pest or accidental flasher

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:35)
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Exposure followed by rapid shrinkage
Years ago I was travelling around Europe with two friends. We were sitting on a park bench in Brno (in the Czech Republic) when I heard a low whistle behind me and turned my head to see a large man in an open trench coat with his erect knob in his hand, wanking and winking at me furiously.

Without a flicker I turned to my friends and hissed: 'don't look now, just grab the camera, there is a man behind me having a wank!'.

Obviously the first thing people do when you tell them not to look is, of course, look, and before the poor man knew what was happening he had three young women staring at him, cackling loudly and hysterically like a set of demented witches, all pointing at the rapidly deflating member that he had been so proud of just mere seconds ago.

He ran off, followed by the echoes of our derisive laughter, his cock still hanging out but no longer quite in the class of a cock or a knob; now it was nothing but a tiny frightened willy desperately trying to shrink its way up into his body.

Unfortunately no photo was taken for posterity.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:53, 4 replies)
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IT WAS COLD DAMNIT!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:45, closed)
haha :D

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:13, closed)
Maybe he lost his erection when he realised he had been flashing a set of right munters.
Like the Benny Hill sketch where he has beautiful blond hair and then turns around. Like that.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 11:52, closed)
Possible, possible
Who knows?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:38, closed)

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