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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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This is a QotW answer You won't beleive it but...
I'm not really a goalkeeper, i dont know what the fuck I'm doing but nobody seems to notice, not even when the whole nation is watching me play on telly. Hehe.

David James.
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment Erm...
David James is a really good keeper. He was a bit shit at Liverpool and Villa but since he went to Portsmouth, he's been solid. Could have said that about Carson, he's a gobshite.

I WIN.

FIN.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:01, closed)
This is a QotW comment 'lo Jessop
How's you doing?

EDIT Football is for men who like watching other men in shorts running around a very big field for 90 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:03, closed)
This is a QotW comment Not bad, Bert, not bad...
Just rolling round B3ta and forcing my opinions upon others.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:06, closed)
This is a QotW comment ACES

Anything you feel like forcing on me? -I'll try to resist if you prefer it that way?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:08, closed)
This is a QotW comment P'rhaps in the evening, Bert
In the time being I have some serious Jessoping to do. Outside world Jessoping. But when I return Bert, I'll inside world Jessop you or something.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment Inside world Jessop me?
Does that involve any kind of penetration?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:16, closed)
This is a QotW comment Yes
An enormous amount.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment I think it's a bit like this
[CONTENT REMOVED FOR LEGAL REASONS]with an otter as well.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:17, closed)
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*lubes up with the sand and grit filled KY*

@al W-otter you going on about now?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:19, closed)
This is a QotW comment I couldn't
be bothered to think of anything funny.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment LIES

Me either, hence the shit otter pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:23, closed)

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