FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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My great grandad was in the trenches in the First World War, and a sniper shot at him and ripped his tongue clean out of his mouthBut he doesn't like to talk about it
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:08,
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hahahahaFuckin'ell proper wake-the-baby laugh there
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:17,
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