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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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YAY!
And I somehow got last post and I wasn't even trying.....

Oop North, when I was a lad, farts were called "pumps". So at school one day, the girl sitting next to me said:

"Pssst - have pumps got lumps in them?"

Work the rest out for yourself....

Cheers

P.S To settle the North VS South argument. I'm from Northumberland and, as far as I'm concerned, anyone South of Darlington is a fucking Frenchman.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:27, closed)

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