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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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On holiday in Greece,
I sat down to relax on the balcony one hot evening. After a week of vegetables huge steaks, my farts were TECTONIC, not to mention whiffy. I sat back with my headphones in, and in thinking nobody was around, I let rip the loudest, longest fart I had done in a good while. I was proud for a second and did a little giggle. My pride turned to shear shame and embarrassment at I turned round to see a couple of pensioners quietly reading, their faces had expressions which I couldn't describe. I promptly ran inside in my embarrassment. Those pensioners must have thought I'd shit myself or something.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 18:32, closed)

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