* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Bruised...Occaisonally I do farts so powerful, they can be reflected off the surface of the seat (and cause some mild pain/discomfort). Most of the time it's on a soft armchair that comes with a muffle bonus... But sometimes, on a hard plastic Ikea computer chair (or, inexplicably, a matress*) the energy is bounced back on to my backside. This happened once, with such force that I actually bruised my arse.
*Must be something to do with the springs.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 19:26, closed)
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