* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Endoscopic fartI was ill a few years ago. Very ill. Anyway I had an endoscopy where they stick a camera up your arse and take a look.
Apart from the novelty of seeing most of your colon on a TV, when they took the endoscopy tube out I went back to the ward.
I then had what most be the longest fucking fart Ive ever had. I seemed to just go on forever. Then it stopped. Then I had another one. It was heaven.
The I had yet another one but accomanied by about half a pint of blood. That was sort of fun too in a bad way.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 21:55, closed)
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