* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Mid CoitalHaving been with my wife for many years, farting in her presence was not really a problem. However, on one occasion, i was kneeling up in bed while she pleasured me orally. At the crucial moment, the moment of revelation, i could feel a fart urgently trying to escape, i could not, in fact would not, hold it in and farted mid-orgasm. To her credit she continued with the task at hand and only commented when she had swallowed the lot.
And no, we dont do scat.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 2:12, closed)
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