* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Ladies...don't fart or make poo. Our bodies are so advanced that we actually recycle most of our bodily waste instead of excreting it. I told my boyfriend this and he honestly believes it, even though we've been living together two years.
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 20:21, closed)
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